THE WORST:
Ashanti wearing Tony Ward Couture. Oh honey, no. Firstly, where did you think you were going with cleavage and legs out? This is The Grammys! Not Saturday night at the Sugar Hut. And what was with the opening veils? She looked like she was salontro’ing down the red carpet with her fanny flaps caught in her bracelets. We could’ve ignored this if it was the VMAs, but this is so OTT for one of the most prestigious award events. She can never get right! “Only U” could be this “Foolish”, Ashanti!
Adele wearing Valentino. We love Adele for common-as-muck cockney accent and her undeniable vocal talent, but what THE FUCK was she thinking with this 40s tea cosy look? She looked like a giant lamp shade from an antiques store. It was a nice change to see her out of black and looking like she was actually going to an awards ceremony as opposed to a funeral, but it’s like she had a baby and suddenly turned into a 60-year-old. She should’ve “Set Fire” to this outfit and kept looking.
Jennifer Lopez wearing Antonio Vaccarelli proves that even after 25 years in the industry, it’s still possible to have no awareness of fashion. She always seems to think that more skin/tighter garments are better! She was fully aware she’d be grabbing headlines with this Angelina Jolie knock-off. So not only are you less clothed than a hooker “On The 6”, but you’re also less original. Looks like “Jenny From The Block” needs to go back and ask those drag queens from The Bronx for some style tips ’cause I’m sure even they know this was a disaster.
Katy Perry wearing Gucci. YES, she has a banging body, and YES her fashion sense is a little alternative. And I’m all for one for sticking up a middle finger to rules, but she literally had her breasts on the table next to the hors d’oeurves that only Christina Aguilera eats. She clearly wasn’t “Wide Awake” when she squeezed into this ensemble.
Carly Rae Jepson wearing Roberto Cavalli. Dark hair + Dark dress + Pale skin = FAIL. Girl, he ain’t gonna be Calling You – and there’s no Maybe about it. Not in this gothic get-up.
ON THE FENCE:
Taylor Swift wearing J. Mendel. She looks gorgeous, but this option is just BLAND, BLAND, BLAND. Oh look she’s gone for that plait in her hair (again). Oh look, grecian style dress (again). Oh look, WHITE! AGAIN! Who you kidding with that virginal-look? You dated womanising Harry Styles – there ain’t no way you still have a hymen!
Kelly Osborne wearing Paule Ka. Cut out dresses were obviously a big trend this year, so naturally Kelly was bang on it. It’s very simple, as was her hair. There’s nothing particularly wrong with it, it’s just nice. No more. No Less.
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