(CONT’D)

11. DON’T… Think you’re the only girl in the world

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That was Rihanna.

12. DON’T… Give yourself a “cute” nicknames

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They’re not cute. And neither are smiley faces.

13. DON’T… Have a blowjob rant

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I mean, really? You love blow jobs, we get it. But is a discussion about teeth really necessary?

14. DON’T… Play dead

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Is this supposed to be “I’m cute when I sleep” or “If you roger me hard enough, I may die and you can jack my house?” Well seen as his profile states he’s 100-years-old, it could quite easily be either.

15. DON’T… Just don’t.

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