11. DON’T… Think you’re the only girl in the world
That was Rihanna.
12. DON’T… Give yourself a “cute” nicknames
They’re not cute. And neither are smiley faces.
13. DON’T… Have a blowjob rant
I mean, really? You love blow jobs, we get it. But is a discussion about teeth really necessary?
14. DON’T… Play dead
Is this supposed to be “I’m cute when I sleep” or “If you roger me hard enough, I may die and you can jack my house?” Well seen as his profile states he’s 100-years-old, it could quite easily be either.
15. DON’T… Just don’t.