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13. The way she gets revenge:

Plastering Richards neighbour hood with his photo covered in the word ‘Cheater’ was perfection. And when she told the police officer “I caught him licking another woman’s pussy” – she made ‘woman scorned’ more diva and less bunny-boiler.

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14. She makes even karaoke look fierce:

There’s not many 50+ year olds that can pull off studs and chains (while singing some chick-empowering-women-rule-I-don’t-need-a-man-I-got-all-my-girls-bullshit). But she does.

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15. She knows how to deliver news:

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16: Her ability to make a pun:

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17: She a size-queen… And proud:

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18: Even her swearing has rhythm and sass:

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19: She can upstage Carrie Bradshaw:

This may be your show bitch, but ain’t nobody looking at you girlfriend.

DAVIS PARKER CATTRALL NIXON

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