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13. The way she gets revenge:
Plastering Richards neighbour hood with his photo covered in the word ‘Cheater’ was perfection. And when she told the police officer “I caught him licking another woman’s pussy” – she made ‘woman scorned’ more diva and less bunny-boiler.
14. She makes even karaoke look fierce:
There’s not many 50+ year olds that can pull off studs and chains (while singing some chick-empowering-women-rule-I-don’t-need-a-man-I-got-all-my-girls-bullshit). But she does.
15. She knows how to deliver news:
16: Her ability to make a pun:
17: She a size-queen… And proud:
18: Even her swearing has rhythm and sass:
19: She can upstage Carrie Bradshaw:
This may be your show bitch, but ain’t nobody looking at you girlfriend.
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