I mean, each to their own init, but how is that gonna be your conversation opener? And as if the cheeky bitch thought she was gonna get an extensive beauty treatment for free? Girl please, I’d cut my own balls off before I got down and attempted to cut that straggly bush. And then you try wrangle a blowjob out of the shadow of rejection? Well, they do say God loves a trier. But you know what? He also loves a trimmer.
Great Wall of Grindr: Shaving Private Ryan