The Ian Botham Dick Pic Scandal [NSFW]

Ian Botham. I know what you’re thinking, ‘who?’ Init. But that’s basically a fact of life, nobody gives a fuck who you are until your dick pic surfaces. Even if it does look like a turtle poking it’s head out of its shell. The cricket “leg-end” claims his Twitter was hacked. Sure it’s a possibility. But we much prefer the thought that he was still so hammered after the England victory that he mistook his Twitter app for Whatsapp. Or perhaps a ‘friend’ asked to borrow his phone and tweeted live from his Camera Roll. Either way, WHOEVER took that photo needs a reality check – that’s not something that needs to be documented.