WORDS: Anthony Gilét
A few years back a woman, Desiree Jennings claimed that a flu jab had left her disabled. 10 days after the shot, she allegedy couldn’t walk forward normally… Only backwards. The after-affects had also badly affected her speech. UNLESS she was running (which she could do perfectly fine), and then her speech was OK too. Sounds like some fucked up mother-fucking flu jab, right? Like, where you have that shit done girl – Frankestein’s laboratory? Girl best be suing for DOLLAR, you know what I’m saying.
Anyway, needless to say, the original video of Wobble Girl (as she was nicknamed) was kinda funny – even though you knew you were going to hell for cracking up.
Well, don’t feel guilty just yet… Reporters filmed the girl in secret and caught that bitch walking like a normal chick. And trying to cheat her way out of a lie by throwing on the worst fake accent since Britney appeared on Will & Grace.
So, it was clearly a hoax. Or a mental illness. Definitely not a physical one, so you honestly don’t have to feel bad about laughing.
But, WTF has this got to do with C&C? Well, someone created a video merging the footage of her with a dubstep track. And it’s everything. EVERYTHING. You thought your mates looked like mongy cunts gurning their faces off at a rave, just watch this bitch when the beat drops…