25 Things That All Stoners Will Understand

WORDS: Anthony Gilét

Let’s face it, if weed was legalised the world would just be generally better. Whether it’s that first doobie after your evening work out, getting so blazed you forget where you were going, or just making the whole cinematic seem dope because, well, your high on dope. Here’s our fave 25 scenarios all stoners get:

1. How resourceful weed makes you:

2. A mid-morning spliff makes the housework easier to do:

3. Wandering around Sainsbury’s aimlessly for ages:

4. When one of your friends suggests getting a Barclays bike while high

5. Trying to do your coursework while baked:

6. Getting lean with your best friends is life

7. When you burn your lip on the last tote

8. Getting the late night munchies

9. Actually just getting munchies in general

10. And ending up eating the contents of your flatmate’s cupboards

11. Skipping the gym because there’s a Family Guy marathon

12. Becoming a master at solving your friends relationship worries

13. What happens if you bun a zoot before work

And what happens on the stressful days you don’t

13. You’ve been so baked on road that you’ve had a stranger ask you

14. Waking up in the middle of the night with dry mouth

15. When you can’t find a lighter ANYWHERE

16. Getting on public transport is, like, so less stressful

Actually, it’s kind of pleasant

17. Getting through that creative block you were having

18. Somebody says something totally random, but you still totally understand it

19. Realising you left half a blunt in the ashtray:

20. How a non-smoker friend reacts when you turn up to their house with draw…

21. After binge-watching all your series on Netflix

22. How funny it is watching someone choke for the first time

23. Your room basically looks like Tracey Emin’s ‘My Bed’:

24. The morning after getting monged on a week night

25.Trying to tell people this all the time becomes commonplace:

And finally one more that perhaps not everyone does, but we love anyway:

#StonerSelfies

Is it just Rihanna or does smoking make you look cool?

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