Haters Gon’ Hate: Owning A Bitch In 140 Characters

Listen, Twitter is a platform to voice your opinions. Therefore, if you put yourself forward for a reality show, you open yourself up to other people’s opinion – and on MY social media, I’ll post whatever I want. Pick up half an education before you even speak to me.

Catching up on First Dates, Regan tells the Essex lad that she’s a “bitch”, and she has no “softer side” to her. She then tells the camera, that she’s hard on the outside but has got a soft gooey centre. Contradiction? Alright, I get where she’s coming from with the ‘I’m damaged goods’ shit (Leading ladies: Number #), but most women have been fucked over by a bloke at some point. And if you’re letting that prick fuck you up for future men – you’re loosing, girl. Take Corinne for example; three knock backs and she’s still on the show next week, and she ain’t putting on no “facade”. So, I’m doing my usual #FirstDates commentary:

To which, Regan replied:

So… I didn’t even tag you in my tweet, and you wanna call me out? Clearly has too much free time to be looking through all the tweets containing #FirstDates. I look like Doug? Fair comparison, because of the nose. But when you sitting there looking like a washed up, cracked-out porn star – should you really be commenting? Prostitutes in brothels shouldn’t throw stones…

… Especially when they’re practically illiterate. Oh, for those of you that haven’t watched First Dates, and don’t know who ‘Regan The Rack’ is – she’s a real classy girl…