You know when you go out clubbing and some rando’s all like “hey girl!” and up in your grill with her limp wrists and her neck winding, and inside you’re like, who.da.fuck? 

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But obviously, on the outside you’re like…

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Well, this is a bit like that. Only the person you’ve forgotten is some irrelevant you gave a pill to at some chill out in the 00s…

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Sent from Dwayne.

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