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When you’ve been to more chill outs than you have dinner parties you start to realise that though the people, places and days have changed, the situation is still exactly the same. If it’s not the token girl chewing your ear off, or somebody over-sharing details of their sex life, then it’s probably yourself with verbal diarrhea.
Here’s our compiled list of the most standard things you hear at a chill out…

1. The first question when people get through the door:
“Do you have any shorts?” 

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2. “I haven’t slept since Wednesday” 

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3. Two of your friends having a sneaky fumble in the bathroom

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4. “Have you got work today?”

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Because like it matters.

5. “I’m Vauxhall Royality”

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6. Me talking about this blog

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7. A banging vocal house podcast

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8. “OK guys, can we start winding things down now…”

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9. “Do you have any heels babe?”

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10. “Who wants a shot?” 

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11. “I think they’ve got a baggie they’re not sharing” 

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12. Somebody talking about their last Grindr meet

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13. “Can we smoke in here?”

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14. “It’s so good seeing you again babe”

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15. “Do you wanna go halves on a gram?”

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16. “Are you a top or a bottom?”

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17. A fag hag telling some irrelevant story

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18. “The dealer’s here!”

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19. A muscle Mary talking about his routine

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20. “I can’t find my gram!”

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21. “Does anyone want anything from the shop?”

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22. People doing booty bumps in the toilet

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23. “I think she’s going under…”

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24. “I know a dealer in North London, but he doesn’t drop off…”

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25. Somebody saying you can have their last bump

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