30 Ways You Know You’re In A Gay Sauna

You know what it’s like when somebody falls asleep on the sofa and their testicles are stuck to the pleather sofa? Totally. Or how about when you could hear someone squealing like a pig in the next cabin? Of course. And what about when you almost cried when the hot guy disappeared with someone less hot? Yup. Well here are a few more sure-fire ways you know you’re in a gay sauna…

1. The same leering guy follows you around 

2. You seen someone attempting to swim while out of it

3. You feel like this in the showers:

4. But it’s really more like this:

5. There’s always one guy in flip-flops

6. …And occassionally a shower cap

7. You go in the steam room after a bump of meph

8. Somebody in Pleasuredrome tries to get a little too kinky… 

9. Explore the gloryholes for the first time

10. You pack a fool-proof disguise for the morning

11. There was that one time you got really lucky…

12. When you bump into someone you know

13. You’re the only one off their face in Sauna Bar

14. When you finally find a dealer in Sweatbox

15. “Presenting” is not a hot look

16. It can be hard to contain your reaction when he drops his towel

17. Have had a guy ask you out on a date after shagging

18. Meet that guy who tells you his life story

19. Say you’re just going in to get a flyer…

20. …And don’t emerge for several hours

21. The high calibre of trannies at Legs 800 makes you worried you won’t fit in

22. When a guy suggests a threesome with your mate

23. A hideous troll attempts to grope you in the steam room

24. Seeing your friends willy in the showers

25. Your standards at 1am

26. And then an hour before it closes

27. The guy that turns his towel into a micro mini skirt

28. You can tell when somebody’s been a bit promiscuous…

29. Get so high, you lose your inhibitions

30. You’ve accidentally said, “remember that time in the sauna…”

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