Yes, finally creators have landed a hot lead for the movie adaptation of 50 Shades of Shit. I mean Robert Patterson was a mediocre option (at best), but if you really wanna get your audiences dripping like a leaky fridge then Jamie Dornan is a much better choice. He’s quite clean cut but definitely has an underlying darker side to him – but will he be able to pull off a dominant sadist though?
I haven’t actually read the 50 Shades of Grey saga because I hate jumping on band wagons, heard the writing techniques were reasonably appauling and straight S&M doesn’t really float my boat, funnily enough. BUT, if I learnt one thing at university it’s that the easy way to cheat reading a book is watching the film. There’s often a lot of differnces and the book versions are usually better but whatever. Also, everyone is gonna be talking about the movie – and if it’s shit at least I only lost a couple hours of my life, not an whole month.
Regardless, here’s who they’ve picked as the main man… Jamie Dornan (Actor and model for Calvin Klein). So I think it’s safe to say that the film is gonna be quite hot, even if it’s shit. Plus it’ll probably have a huge budget.