Whether they’ve just broke up with a boyfriend, been pushed to the brink by the stress of fame or simply just fallen in with the wrong crowd, the world loves a hot mess celebrity.
1. AMANDA BYNES
The former child-star had officially fallen off the radar after Nickelodeon and a couple flop films. Then she burst back on the scene throwing foot long bongs out of New York apartments and setting herself on fire on elderly women’s driveways. Amazing.
2. BRITNEY SPEARS
Britney suffered one the most public meltdowns in history. The world watched as she exposed her pussy on numerous occasions, shaved her head in front of paparazzi, attack photographers with an umbrella, be taken away in a ambulance, and get so high on ketamine that she thought she could still dance.
3. LINDSAY LOHAN
Nobody does ‘hot mess’ like Lindsay. A multitude of pro-anorexic photoshoots, stealing jewellery from sets, blacklisted by agents, a string of DUI’s and in-and-out of rehab more times than she’s had credible film roles.
4.. PARIS HILTON
Nobody even knew her before she slutted herself about and slurped on a cock on camera. Then she got a dodgy trout pout, flashed her minge countless times and attempted to act and sing. Pull the sunglasses up and the dress down woman!
5. HEIDI MONTAG
10 surgeries in one day. Fuck me sideways. The infamous before/after shots had the world gasping. Yes, she’s totally plastic and totally retarded – but damn – that body!!
6. MISCHA BARTON
Miss Barton was another socialite who fell from grace after her hit TV series ended. After The OC, Mischa got bare high and crazy thin – and even though her health was blatantly in danger – we think she looks totally fierce.
7. TAYLOR MOMSEN
She shot to fame as the hot young-un in Gossip Girl, but once she departed from the roll and focused more on her band The Pretty Reckless – it became clear she was more than just a little care-free. Stripper stilettos, tampon strings hanging out and claims of shagging a priest.
Despite dressing like a chav for her entire life, when she got a huge injection of money from X Factor – this didn’t change. But with expensive hair and a slimmer waistline, she officially became ‘hot mess’. And even more so after her post-drugs scandal makeover.
9. TARA REID
Notorious party animal shot to fame in cult teen movie franchise American Pie. Like many Hollywood when the bitch found money, the bitch found the party. Clearly drunk through the entirety of her late 20s, the star was forever papped tumbling out of bars and into cars. (And then back out cars).
10. THE OLSEN TWINS
Now famous bag ladies with odd fabrics they call “fashion”. The twins stole headlines when they stepped on to the Walk of Fame looking totally skeletal, piled on copious amounts of dead animals and were even mentioned in the investigation into Heath Ledgers death. Those bitches are serious shit.
11. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
After shedding her good-girl image with album Stripped, Christina proceeded to flash her new nipple ring at every opportunity she got, developed an eating disorder and sang about sex. That’s just a standard Saturday to us.
12. NICOLE RICHIE
Famous as Paris Hilton’s best friend, Nicole slayed us on The Simple Life and had every gay in the western world going “that’s hot” at any little thing. She was hilarious as the fat slag in the ‘fat slag/skinny slag’ that was her and Paris’ friendship, but then when she lost weight, she was less loveable… Fuck the calories – pass the girl a double shot!
13. MILEY CYRUS
Everyone knew Miley was a slut when the pictures of the 15-year-old starlet flashing her midriff were leaked on the internet. She confirmed these suspiscions when she got totally skinny and made the ‘We Can’t Stop’ video. Twerking, grinding, stripping and making out with a Barbie Doll. Total trash.
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