Socialites That Look Like Animals

Ever seen a snap of a celeb-utant that you thought looked like an extra from Emmerdale Farm? Yep…

1. If Black Beauty wore Jimmy Choo…

Sarah Jessica Parker

2. If fish actually paid surgeons to put a pyloric sphincter on their face…

Paris Hilton

3. If Shamu could live out of water…

Kim Kardashian

4. If poodles bred drag queens…

Christina Aguilera

5. If plucked chickens could have multiple wardrobe malfunctions…

Tara Reid

6. If Afghan dogs had less personality than a rolling pin.

Leona Lewis

7. If Llamas threw foot long bongs out of New York penthouses…

Amanda Bynes

8. If chimps attacked paparazzi with umbrellas…

Britney Spears

9. If the Coco Pops monkey was a skanky-ass diva that waved its finger in people’s faces…

Diva LongWHOREia

10. He’s not a socialite and that’s not an animal, but how much does Michael Douglas look like a diseased scrotum?

Michael Douglas