WHERE do I start? The whole video reminds me of an acid trip, and bitch musta been trippin’ to buy green weave! She thought that by spinning around on a (near) deserted island she’d replicate Rihanna’s Only girl in the World… She looked like the Only Troll in the World. How you gunna shoot a music video where even the extras have better hair than you?
Towards the end of the video bitch just gets lazy and throws in a shit load of effects (chanelling Jay Z’s – Niggas in Paris). At one point she’s actually HOLDING her boob tube on with her HAND! Ka-donk-a-donk!! That’s what happens when you get giant silicone titties put on that tiny frame! Her ass implants don’t even look like ass implants, she just looks like a heffa. Girl, I’m all for a bit of surgery, if we weren’t supposed to have it, God wouldn’t have invented scalpels, but sister is looking plastic-spastic as opposed to plastic-fantastic. I LOVE butts, they’re very sexy – but that is just TOO MUCH junk in the trunk! If we wanted to watch Shamu, we would’ve gone to SeaWorld. Call the Coastguard, a beach whale has washed up!

The whole song has been entirely overplayed, even by DJs I classify as good. And the video is just one more reason NOT to listen, well maybe watch to feel better about the size of your own ass. I should feel bad about laying into Miss Minaj so venomously, but insults don’t dent people that rich. Which I might add, when you’re that rich, should have a stylist. I get that she wants to keep it ‘rueal’ so is still in contact with the people she use to smoke reefa on the streets with, but don’t let them dye your hair.

On a positive note (unfortunately there’s only one), her stomach is absolutely amaze-face, Kudos.