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7. She’ll brighten your day with a little rhyme:
8. She’s always got her friends back:
9. She’s ‘I don’t give a fuck’ fabulous:
10. She does Lil Kim better than Lil Kim:
11. Her ability to use surrounding props as insults (and weapons):
Despite showing her crazy side, and enduring costs to replace Richard’s window, ever SATC fan was #living when she dashed those cantaloupes at those “big breasted bitches”.
12. She’s mutton-dressed-as-lamb, and she doesn’t care:
…Because “she’s fifty fucking two, and she will wear that dress.” And though Miley Cyrus has the slight upper hand (because of her sluttiness and youth), Samantha rocks this disco ball ensemble.
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